Hi! How are you?
But then he’s like “But I wanna bone you so fucking much cause you’re my trophy husband!”
And then I’m like, “Dude, I can’t help how sexy I am but you gotta put your dick away. God!”
I know right?! And I’m over here like, “Please, I know I am sexy, and any guy here would be lucky to get some, but get the fuck away from me. Go dry hump a tree or something.”
And then he gets on his knees and starts screeching “Come On Eileen”. And I’m like “LOL, NOPE.”
And I found this raft thing! I think I’m gonna put a ton of pillows in it and sleep in it. Because I can.
New favourite person.
Hey I’m just trying to help, Ms. Sassy pants! You could just look at a furniture store.
Sorry… I’m just really stressed… and I’m terrible at these things…
Bert, will you please help me?
ALL THE TIME! Ugh, he’s such an annoying prick.
I mean it’s like “Seriously, Gaston, GET A FUCKING LIFE.”
Bitch please, the whole town breaks into town when they see me reading. Then I turn around and they’re like “lol what flashmob?”
Wait, then does some random, overly buff hunter and his cronie start sing about how awesome said hunter is and about how like, they don’t understand why you won’t even give him the time of day?
We’ll co-own it and earn nothing. Because I don’t think anyone but us would go to libraries. I would love to be Belle and randomly swing on those ladders that go on bookshelfs!
Deal. -smiles- Ha ha ha! You should see me when I’m at the library! I break out in song and sing to sheep in front of a fountain!
I wish I knew, I could use one too.
I’ve unpacked three boxes, and I still have four left.. I’m Anna, by the way.